Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Erotic Dreams

I had the most unspeakably erotic dream last night, involving someone I work with. He is much older than me, very formal, very married and, when awake, someone I would not fancy in a million years. Yet last night in my dream we had a very passionate fling – it’s amazing how creative one can be in dreams - so much so that when I saw him this morning I actually blushed, as though there was some way he might have detected my brainwaves! Is it possible that there are parallel universes where we have other lives? He has been looking at me a bit funny this morning

17 Comments:

Blogger fatmammycat said...

When you say funny, whatcha mean? Funny as in ha ha, or funny as in you saucy minx, I'm going to ravage you the way we did last night any minute now.

3:58 AM  
Blogger SheBah said...

FM - Funny quizzical - maybe the body language was transmitting - I think a straight jacket might be in order

4:07 AM  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Your unconscious body language and pheromones are probably driving the old buffer nuts. Go and lean over him on some pretext to confirm.
See, this is why I don’t go to Company ‘do’s anymore.

4:08 AM  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

The Devil wear Prada! Are you going? have you seen the clothes? Dear Lord, have you seen the clothes?

4:17 AM  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I've read that lust is all in our noses. Pheromones an'that. We are attracted to mates we smell are immunologically different to us and will confer more immunological protection to any resultant sprogs.

Go and take a good sniff of the bloke and see what you dream tonight!

4:32 AM  
Blogger SheBah said...

Doccy/Sam - I crept up close on a pretext and had a surreptitious sniff - a nice sort of wool fabricy mixed with soap aroma.......mmmm, down girl. The sun must have gone to my head. I must be giving off a vibe as he keeps co-inciding with me at the water cooler! To-night I plan to dream of doccy, cyber distance much safer!

6:25 AM  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

You're ovulating. It'll pass by the day after tomorrow.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Andraste said...

Kim, the voice of reason.

He may be right.

7:55 PM  
Blogger Monstee said...

Is it possible that there are parallel universes where we have other lives?

God me hope not! Me also have unspeakably erotic dream recently, but in dream me was getting it on with Ethel Mertz, the best friend and sidekick of Lucille Ball in that old "I Love Lucy" show. She was also some kind of hooker and me was pimp wanting more than me money.

Me woke up confused and little bit scared.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Well? How was I?
Pretty bloody fantastic I'll warrant.

12:32 AM  
Blogger Binty McShae said...

I recently had an erotic dream that involved me in a threesome with two of the ladies from our own corner of the blogiverse... although as I have never actually really seen either of them it the dream consisted of me getting a little fruity with the Blunt Cogs versions... man, that was one weird sensation to wake up to...!

1:44 AM  
Blogger SheBah said...

Sorry doccy - I watched Steve McQueen in Bullitt on tv last night.....

1:51 AM  
Blogger Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

I have only one thing to say on this matter


AMNESIA

You may be in denial. Seel medical attention immediately.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Has it passed or are you still having thoughts about him, SB?

11:40 PM  
Blogger Gentleman-hobbs said...

I'd avoid the cheese late at night.

3:09 AM  
Blogger P1P said...

Nothing like illicit lust.

Fill yer boots

8:05 AM  
Blogger SheBah said...

Definitely past, GB - I must have been totally crazy.

2:49 AM  

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